Sorry I Can't Come – Cat Sat On Me Card

This gloriously daft card stars a vintage gal mid-snuggle with her feline life coach, who has made it abundantly clear that movement is no longer an option. It's the ultimate excuse for ghosting plans — because once you're chosen by the floof, it's legally binding.

• Size: 105 x 150 mm
• Printed in the UK on FSC-certified 300gsm card
• Blank inside
• Kraft envelope included