No I would not still love you if you were a worm A6/5x7 card

For when you need to tell someone you love them… but not that much. 🪱😂 This hilarious card is perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s, or just letting your partner know where you stand in the worm-apocalypse. Printed on eco-friendly recycled paper and paired with a recycled kraft envelope, it’s as kind to the planet as it is savage to your soulmate.

• Blank inside for your own witty message

• Size options: A6 (105 × 148mm)

• Printed on off-white/ivory recycled paper

• Envelope made from brown kraft recycled paper

• Made responsibly in the UK