No Brain No Pain Embroidered Dad Hat

Based on actual shrew science—they reduce brain mass in winter to conserve energy. Genius or relatable? Both. This embroidered dad hat features a vintage washed finish in red, seafoam green, or periwinkle blue. Designed by Permascowl for self-deprecating humans, rodent lovers, and biology nerds who appreciate a good party fact. Sometimes less thinking really is the answer.

• Six-panel unstructured low-profile dad hat
• Pigment-dyed vintage washed finish (red, seafoam, or periwinkle)
• Embroidered shrew design
• Adjustable metal sliding buckle (fits 6 5/8 to 7 3/8)
• Unisex fit